Movie Review — Invasion Saturday, Sep 1 2007 

Thursday, I was one of the “Lucky few” who caught Invasion before it released in India. This is thanks to Sathyam Cinemas, which has a feature called Blind Date. Here, you buy tickets, not knowing which movie you are going for, but knowing that it would be new.

I really liked the idea, as the anticipation is better. And the screen itself is great. The room is cozy, seating only about a 100 compared to the usual mob. Plush seats, great view. But lousy movie.

Invasion stars Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig, the James Bond star, and Tom Cruise’s ex. I had no clue about the plot, and so was unpleasantly reminded of all the reasons why I do not watch horror movies usually. Its not because of the scare factor as much as the gross factor. People puking into other people is not my idea of wholesome entertainment! The plot itself was very standard. Evil Alien goo wants to take over the world by making all humans into zombies.

Of course, evil alien goo is stupid too (what do you expect…Einstein intelligence from goo?). So Nicole Kidman gets to run around looking terrified and sleepy and save the world. Or maybe not. For whatever reason, Mr. Craig is not given enough screen time, the movie devoted to sleep deprived Nicole (not that I was complaining).

If you are a die-hard fan of alien horror, this is a must watch. If you aren’t….go right ahead and skip it. It was pretty dreadful!

Chak de India Saturday, Aug 18 2007 

I am not sure I got the spelling right, but I did watch the movie today. First, its been a loooong time since I saw a movie in Rex, which is practically a relic from bygone eras in Bangalore. I think the last movie I watched here was Rang de Basanti, which was quite good.

Anyway, watched it sitting in the front rows, which was awesome fun. The movie itself revolves around the sport of hockey, and Kabir Khan, a disgraced Indian goalkeeper who committed the ultimate crime of being held responsible for losing the world cup final to Pakistan. He seeks redemption in coaching the Indian Women’s hockey team to victory in the World Cup.

All in all, a decent tale. Predictable and cliched, but still well told. Along the way, the movie tackles bigotry, womens’ rights, eveteasing (what a mild word for sexual harassment), and other such issues, without being too preachy.

So, does this story mark a new beginning for Yash Raj films and Shah Rukh Khan. Sadly, not quite. While the story is told well, the undercurrent of jingoism is rather strong. Yes, it does appeal to the local audience though. I was sitting in the front seat, so the cheers and whistles were easy to note and appreciate. But it was still a trifle overdone. As for Shah Rukh, no doubt he has done a much better job than most of his overacted roles in his other movies.

But the show is stolen by the girls in the team. None of them is a particularly big star, but they all deliver good performances. Overall, the movie hangs together better because of them.

So all in all, probably worth a watch. Its a bit different from your usual Masala Sport movies about cricket mad India.

Die Hard 5.0 — Bruce Willis is dead. Long live Rajnikanth Monday, Jul 23 2007 

Yesterday, I watched Die Hard 4.0. And while I loved the movie, with all its explosions and stunts, I just realized something.
Hollywood needs Rajnikanth. And Bruce Willis is doing his best to satisfy them. What with using cars as a sort of hyper large bullet with which to blow up helicopters, and various other such physics defying stunts, even Rajni would have his eyebrows as high as they could go.
And another thing….why is it that good looking computer hackers who also moonlight as kung fu master mercenaries are found only in movies? Well, my companion at the movie was more interested in the good looking computer hacker guy who can moonlight as a gun toting mercenary as well as getaway car driver, but in my humble opinion…no way…the girl was waaaaay cooler.
So, all in all, it was an amazing experience. And with Rajni’s latest film having him sport the hairless look, its no surprise that by the end of the movie, I was not sure who was playing who.
Bruce…If Hollywood does not let you do Die Hard 5.0, join the Tamil film industry. I guarantee that you will find success, and bullet dodging roles galore.

Sivaji—Da Bass Thursday, Jul 5 2007 

Last weekend, I managed to catch the latest Tamil Hit, Sivaji–The Boss. The who’s who of Tamil Cinema is involved, from Rajnikanth as the star, AR Rehman as the music composer, and Shankar (a big dude in directing apparently) as director. The producers were AVM productions, who are also another huge production house.
With all this talent, they have succeeded in making a true classic. This is a movie that has to be watched purely for how they manage to break the laws of every science there is. From physics, to medicine; Economics to law; nothing remains safe from the depredations of this films writers.
But I digress. The plot first. It has this rich NRI dude, (a software systems architect) who returns from America to do social work in Chennai with Rs. 250 crore. To cut a long story short, he does not exactly make it…the money he has is just about enough for the bribes, and soon he is left penniless, and ruined.
Now is when things get interesting. He decides to singlehandedly liberate all the black money floating around (or hidden in rice bins) in India. Managing to do this, he fulfils his dreams, gets the girl, and beats up the villain. And he manages to do product plugs for HLL, Mercedes, BA, and god alone knows how many other companies in the meantime.
Of course, I still recommend one and all to watch it. The movie’s plot may be dumb, but its all about ishtyle. And the movie has tonnes of that!
Well…so there you have it, Sivaji–The Baaaass. Running at a theater near you.

Mostly over Sunday, Sep 24 2006 

Well, the midsems are finally over (almost). And I will have to admit that they went by pretty disastrously. No need to elaborate further, as I have decided to not think about them until the results arrive.
So lets do a movie review, what? This time its Lage Raho Munnabhai.
This is the sequal to the immensely popular Munnabhai MBBS, which was given rave reviews by one and all. So how does Lage Raho do?
Again you follow the doings of Munnabhai and Circuit, in their efforts to bag a girl for Munna. In between Munna becomes convinced that Gandhi speaks to him, and becomes a proponent of Gandhism…Mumbaikar Ishtyle. Madness, Mystery and Mayhem ensue, until “le happy end” continues.
Good points of this movie:
It did not take itself too seriously.
The jokes were mostly situational, and not contrived.
There was an attempt at a plot, which is not common at all in Hindi Movies
Had some nifty songs (which I liked).

Not so good points:
It was not as laugh out loud funny as Munna 1.
While the plot was there, it was somewhat episodic in its handling. Its not something that I can explain easily…but it just felt like there were small discontinuities in scenes.

So all in all, the movie rates a watchable…maybe even a bit better. I liked the movie overall. And like the whole non-violence idea. Though the Bhai character of the movie suffered a lot as a result.

Well, the Zener Diode is still Work In Progress. Once I finish off with Management Accounting, hope to see it debut on my blog. But till then…Ta Ta!

In the midst of exams: Kill Bill 2 Sunday, Sep 17 2006 

My midsems began three days ago…After two exams…I can’t say that they have been great so far.
The papers have been easy, but my preparation levels have not quite been perfect. And that is a serious understatement!
However, life is bigger than exams (I keep telling myself that), and its time for yet another movie review.
This time we go for Kill Bill–> Volume 2.
I remember watching Kill Bill volume 1 in the theatre in Bangalore…mainly because of the rather off colour jokes we made during the movie. I have to admit it…I really liked the movie. The awesome cartoon part in between, as well as the overblown dramatics was great for my mood at the time.
Now KBV2 was watched after my rather pitiful OR exam…and I have to admit, this movie is nowhere as good as volume 1. It has some interesting moments, but its a bit like H2G2….200 pages of inanity intermixed with 20 pages of genius! No plot giveaways, but I will say this…It is not for the squemish. If you do not have a very high tolerance to blood and gore…you SHOULD NOT watch this movie.
Well, I did promise a Zener diode explanation, but midsems have conspired to ensure that I could not read up on them. However, once the midterms end…I hope to be restarting my physics section.
Until then…ta ta.

Movie Review: And life in general Sunday, Aug 27 2006 

Well, Continuing on life in Kharagpur. First I start with a movie review. I just watched Karan Johar’s latest movie, Kabhi Alwida Na Kehna (I hope I got the spelling right!). And what was the movie like…other than long!
Well…I wish I could appreciate these bollywood movies more…but K Johar is in a league of his own. I have read these byte sized reviews, so I thought I will have a go.
Boy A marries Girl B
Boy C marries Girl D

Girl B loves Boy C
Boy C loves Girl B

Unhappiness and an extramarital affair later, Girl B divorces Boy A…Boy C divorces Girl D.
Three Years later….Girl D meets Boy C in railway station…and they go on to live happily ever after.

This of course took about 3.5 hours! So verdict…leave this at the theatres…watching it will just make you want to throttle the director! Of course, this is my personal opinion…I know one or two people who liked the movie. Good for them!

As for the rest of life. With exams coming up, I should now be seriously studying…but it does not take a genius to realise I have been watching movies and not studying! However, slow and steady wins the race…and the last day or two has actually seen me open my books and blow the dust off them.
Now to philosophy…today I had a moment of epiphany. This is a bit long, so wait around! I usually hate having cold water baths….why? Maybe I dislike being cold, or its the feeling when the first sharp hit of cold water hits my back. At any rate…I dont like cold showers. But today, I applied some philosopy I read in Robin Hobb (Assasasin’s Quest…dont remember the page). Basically, it said something about not using your prior expectations affect your reactions to current stimuli (The stimuli in the book was cold rain).
So I tried eliminating all thought of the desire for hot water. The fact of cold water was inescapable, so I decided to eliminate the idea of dislike for the sudden deluge of cold water…And what do you know; It worked! I could actually take the plunge (figuritively), and enjoy the experience. The cold water was not unpleasant or irritating…it just was as it ought to be…and my experience was unaffected by my past beliefs or baths!
I wonder if I could use the idea for the rest of my life…But a word of caution for those who want to use the above philosophy. When I turned off the shower, I was as cold as if all that philosophising was just a bunch of hot air (which I longed for dearly at the time!).
Well, more for my next post.
Till then,
Ta Ta.

Hmm…Irregular Aren’t I! Thursday, Jul 27 2006 

The title says it all. I fear I have been a bit busy the last week or two. What with the last minute packing, and moving…I did not find time in between. And now that my course has begun, I have just begun to realise that maybe an MBA is not completely easy after all! :-)
Anyway, I promised to review a tamil movie..and so I shall.
Mr. Madras is a tamil movie starring Prabhu. What can I say about this movie? Bad. That does not describe the absolute disastor this movie was. With a plotline that got more ridiculous every minute, to insipid acting, and poor directing, this movie has nothing going for it. The movie was so bad that it seemed like one of Einstein’s laws. It was so bad, that it was good coming backwards! :)

Well, that is done. Now what about my MBA? Well, I have finally joined IIT Kharagpur, VGSOM. After spending a week, what are my first imressions? Firstly, the rooms. They were a pleasant surprise. Big…fairly airy, and very neat. Of course, after 1 week of me…not so neat now!
Next comes my batch. So far, I have been OK with everyone. But for forgetting their names, and being forced to ask people for their names for the third and fourth time! Nobody has hit me on the head for it so far…and I hope that I have passed that dangerous phase now.
How about work? There is tonnes of it here. Sufficient that I find it tough to find time in a 24 hour day to do all I want to do. Actually, I have not yet managed to do that…even if I lose sleep and try to do everything at once. I guess all managers have to learn time management!
So, here is hoping this is going to be the first of many posts from here.

Reviews…Book and Movie Tuesday, May 16 2006 

Crusader—Edward Bloor

Well, here is another book review for the week. I was actually heading towards financial distress after spending Rs 220 on a Robin Hobb that I had previously read online, but like someone said, “Mans reach should extend his grasp”, so I had to pick up another book. I used my old picking philosophy that if its fantasy, it ought to be cheap and big. So I ended up picking this big book called Crusader for 80 bucks. At 600 odd pages, it sure was value for money all right. And it featured a girl holding a big sword on the cover. Surely that had to be good!

Only after starting the book did I realise that it was not a fantasy novel at all. Instead it is this rather strange coming of age novel, set in Florida. Young Adult Fiction, meant for teenagers who have just emerged from illiteracy! You follow this teenage girl with a mysterious past through her daily life as a helper at an arcade game store in a failing mall. There was a videogame in the book, called Crusader, from where the title came from, I expect. But do not expect much from that. It’s fairly peripheral to the plot! Agreed, the book did have some very large print, but did it really require over a 150 pages of atmosphere, before the plot line actually began? However, after that the story does move more rapidly, and is actually fairly engaging.

This was a completely unexpected read. I kept waiting for the fantasy bit to begin…and only after about 300 pages did I finally figure out that this is not a fantasy novel after all! But having reconciled myself to that sad fact, I found the story itself fairly good. I have not read very many books written by guys who have written with a girl protagonist (in the first person, no less). And initially the heroine was fairly androgynous. However, she does emerge as a distinct individual at the end of it. There is a murder mystery as well, which is a background to this story, holding the plot down after the first 150 pages of atmosphere! It’s also about ethnic minorities, and attempts to preach about the values of tolerance…and other such things that the average American is supposed to imbibe. To me, who am not American, or Christian, it was fairly wasted. However, you have got to admire the author’s political correctness with ethnic minorities!

So what is my final opinion? I rather liked the book. It’s a good read, and has some decent characterisation. The major characters are fairly well fleshed out, with some fairly neat shades of grey for a few of them. However, you do have the stereotypical bad politician, and the red-faced school principal (which seems to be standard for every novel with a school setting). Having said that, I have to admit that if I had not read it continuously, I would probably not have liked it as much. The big print size actually makes the book seem bigger than it is. I finished all 550 pages odd in about 3 ½ hours, 1 of which was spent on a bus…which is quite a bit faster than my usual. Good thing too, else I would never have finished it. And of course, I did not have high expectations when I bought it!

Poseidon

As for movies, I went out and watched Poseidon this weekend. I have never been a fan of disaster movies, and this one did not change my opinion. Plot: Big cruise ship, hit by a rogue wave, which turns it over. Brave band of survivors must reach the top (bottom) of the ship in order to be rescued. And they actually bothered to make a remake of a 70’s movie with this plot!

Anyway, you have the usual suspects. Mother with kid, the lone ranger, the father with a suitably good looking daughter, and her boyfriend. To make it unique, they added the gay minority with an old gay man. And lets not forget the panicky lady…you have to have one in any disaster movie! The movie is so bad that I was reduced to predicting who was going to die next! And the worst part was that I usually ended up being right! It was that predictable! Worth a miss. Unless you go with a big group and want to throw rockets!

A movie review…Finally! Thursday, Mar 30 2006 

First, my day today started off with quite a surprise. I discovered that IIT Madras decided that my interview was not bad enough to throw me out, so I have a call from them as well.
However, I am pretty sure that I will take Kgp. Liked it a lot better than Madras anyway! :)
I was doing some basic googling for laptops, prices and features. While I never expected a laptop to be as good as a desktop, the prices and config did come as quite a shock. I would be shelling out 55k Rs, for a config which frankly, seems rather outdated. My current system, which is now almost 4 years old has a better configuration than todays notebook. (My box costed me…or rather my dad:) 35K)
I am starting to take up Batminton somewhat seriously again. Planning to go today and enrol in some place which has a court! And maybe play for about an hour a day.

Now for a movie review that I promised. My Cousin Vinny, which I watched on Sunday.

What can I say, this is one great movie. Funny as hell, and some splendid acting. Marisa Tomei (I hope I spelled it right) acted brilliantly in this movie, and really stood out. The plot itself follows two hapless college kids from New York who are accused of murder in Alabama. And they end up hirinng Vinnie, a rookie (of sorts) lawyer, who is handling his first case. Watch the movie. I doubt you would regret the choice!