Welcome back to the guide to black holes. If you have not read part I, quit peeking and head downwards to it. If you have, read on! Today, we jump straight into the really strange aspects, having been mostly normal in the previous post.
Wormholes and Time travel — All with rotation
Rotating black holes have already been covered in my previous post. I have mentioned in passing that they have an inner event horizon and an outer event horizon. Which horizon you are in depends on which way you are orbiting the black hole. Technically, if you are in the outer event horizon, you are trapped, condemned to drop into the black hole. However, because there is also an inner event horizon, if you are travelling in the opposite direction, you could be saved if you sort of turned around quickly enough.
Of course, reality does not like being made a fool of, so the theorists said that you would probably escape from a black hole, but you would possibly end up in a totally new universe or even stranger, maybe end up somewhere totally different in space time. So they decided that a Black hole is a sort of shortcut through space time. And hence you can call it a wormhole. Why wormhole…read my notes for that.
Science fiction writers just loved this though. Finally there looked like something that could make space travel look possible after Einstein put his ridiculous speed of light limit. But the bad news is coming up.
Black Hole Menus — You can have anything to eat, as long as its Spaghetti.
The problem with trying to go down a black hole is best explained with a small story. I am a six foot tall chap, and lets say I jumped feet first down a black hole. In the beginning, things would be fine…I would be falling fast, but that is ok. The gruesome part comes later. As I get closer to the black hole, Newton and Einstein gang up to beat on this hapless traveller. We know that gravitational force is dependent on the square of the distance between the two attracting bodies. And the problem is that my head is 6 feet away from my toes. Back on earth, it makes little difference, as the additional attractive force my feet feels is minimal. But near a black hole, with all its super heavy mass, the problem is quite acute. Heck…its not a cute, its just plain gruesome. In simple words, my feet would be accelerating towards the Black hole faster than my head would. And that is basically like being put in a huge rack (the Spanish inquisition kind). I heard that you gain about a foot in height before your bones and tendons give up and snap. OUCH!
So basically, anything that is silly enough to fall into a black hole will end up getting horribly stretched and elongated. A lá spaghetti. Physicists (imaginative lot them) decided to call the process Spaghettification. And the name stuck. So, unless you fancy getting a lot taller (and thinner) than you ever wanted to be, black holes as a means of travel is out!
Freebies– Power from Black Holes and Killjoys
Well, you cant keep a good physicist down. Sure, you just ruined his funky space travel plans. But he is nothing if not a creative soul. So he came up with a new idea. Now, those of you who carefully read my section on space time and the ergosphere, your just reward is here. I will show you how to get free energy. It goes like this
1. Take a handy rock, and fling it into the Ergosphere. The dashed thing begins to go faster because it is stealing energy from the black holes rotation, and gradually gains a huge amount of energy.
2. Once this energy gained is greater than the gravitational force of the black hole, it gets flung out again.
3. Grab rock and fish out the energy that it has now gained from the black hole, and you have it. Energy gained for free!
Of course, this was too good to last. A chap named Penrose decided to ruin all those Business plans of those budding physicists and brought them right back down to earth. He pointed out that if you do gain energy from the black hole, conservation laws state that the black hole loses energy as well. And if you keep doing this silly thing, like we run out fossil fuels, the black hole will run out of rotational energy and will stop. And pop goes the balloon of free energy.
All the physicists went away, thinking dark thoughts about Penrose and vowing vengeance. They are still searching for a way to get it, but don’t hold your breath for it. You would probably asphyxiate.
Black Holes and Entropy
Entropy! The concept of entropy was probably best enunciated by Mr. Murphy. “Things tend to get worse.” But physicists love complicating things. And entropy was no exception. They had to put in stuff about high efficiency energy, heat, engines, and stuff like that. But we don’t need any of that stuff. For us, entropy is a simple Thing.
We define Entropy as the measure of disorder of the universe. No more…no less. Now Stephen Hawking (generally regarded as the hot stuff of physicist circles) pointed out that even when two black holes swallowed each other up, the event horizon of the combined entity was larger in area than the event horizons of the sum of the two black holes. People noticed that this was very similar to what the second law of thermodynamics said. (Actually the second law that I remember said NOTHING about area…but hey, that is why I am BlahLa, and he is Stephen Hawking) So, the physicists all came together and said, hey boy…lets talk about the entropy of black holes.
There of course is a small problem. Entropy is measured by the energy levels of constituent molecules (or atoms) and in a hairless black hole, all of these energy levels cant be defined because the black hole swallowed it all up. So while a Black hole may have entropy, nobody could figure out how much entropy it did have. But physicists are a hardy bunch, and they said, “Well, we know the event horizon areas. Why don’t we measure entropy in terms of the area of the event horizon?” This was unanimously accepted, as the cabal of physicists neglected to invite anyone with the sense to ask, “How on earth are area and entropy related” and it is now standard theory. So, if you want some free entertainment go to a physicist, and ask him to try to explain how area and entropy are related. Watching him squirm and twist facts into pretzels and doughnuts (with or without wormholes) will certainly make for an engaging afternoon.
Some Like it Hot–But the Big Bad ones are Cold!
Now, if Black holes have entropy, well they have to have a measure of temperature as well. And this was a sticking point in the whole entropy thing with physicists. For how the heck can you measure the temperature of a black hole? For one thing, it would swallow any thermometers without even a by your leave!
But Hawking comes riding to the rescue again (metaphorically of course). But before we explain that, we will have to discuss some rather esoteric ideas. One of them is Vacuum energy.
Vacuum Energy–Something from Nothing?
Physicists (the clever buggers) have this great idea about a vacuum. Now, you and I know what a vacuum is. Its basically…Nothing. In fact, you cant get more of a nothing than a vacuum. But physicists say, “No! What a vacuum is is really a sea of particles. But you cant really see them because them because in order to see them, you need a reference. But since the vacuum is our frame of reference, you can never see them!” Talk about circular logic! But strange as it may, its true. Now, my explanation is going to sound a lot like magic…but bear with me.
Imagine that you had an instrument that could recognize particles. But one of the problems is that you can only detect the particles if you had enough time to sense them. And speed of light puts a limit on how fast you can sense particles. Now, if a particle were to form, meet its antiparticle, and be destroyed; and do all this in less time than light could be used to measure it, it would not break the laws of reality…because nobody is there to see the particle break the laws of reality. Its a bit like Zen. “Who can hear a tree fall in the forest.” For all practical purposes, no-one. In the same way, if a particle were to sneak in and out of reality fast enough, you could technically say that its not breaking the laws of physics.
(Fine…I accept. It still sounds like magic. If you want a better explanation, ask Dr. Hawking)
So, at the end of the day, vacuum can be said to contain a heck of a lot of energy. But nobody can use it, because it is the lowest level of energy. (the whole entropy concept again).
Black Holes and Vacuum Energy:
“But what do Black holes have to do with this?”, you are asking. Here comes the answer. At or near the event horizon, if a particle were formed, and its antiparticle were also formed at the same time, one of them could escape into the universe, and the poor pair would get sucked into the black hole. And suddenly, it would seem as if the black hole would have emitted a particle! Nifty, eh?
So, what it would mean is that a black hole would actually be emitting some energy. And once something emits energy, its temperature can be measured. Once again, Stephen Hawking had saved the day.
Now, the smaller a black hole is, the more likely it is to emit this energy. Simply put, lets explain it like this. A small black hole has less gravity, so it cant absorb as much stuff. But it has to emit the same amount of energy. The net difference means that amount of energy emitted is greater than energy absorbed. So, a small black hole looks hot, because its emitting more energy than it absorbs. In the case of a large black hole, of course the situation is opposite. (If you are still unconvinced, go ask Stephen Hawking!). So, small Black holes are hot things, burning themselves out, and dying off. But large black holes are cold…and will continue to be cold as long as the background energy of the universe is high enough. But just you wait. Even the largest Black hole will finally evaporate once the universe gets sufficiently cold. Of course, this process is likely to take about a google years. That is 1 followed by a 100 zeros. Lets put it this way. That is a Looooong time away.
So, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. A brief outline of Black holes. All that I know, reduced to as few pages as I could get away with! And if you did not understand a huge amount of it…don’t worry. Infinity is rather difficult to comprehend. Don’t believe any physicists who try to con you into thinking that they understand it either! They are fibbing as well!


